Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Let the adventure begin

I'm not afraid to say it - I've dated a lot of losers. I have one ex-boyfriend I don't even refer to by name. I just call him Dirt Squirrel.

I have reached a point where I am taking matters into my own hands and going on the hunt for a good man. And a hunt it is...

After a terrible go at this a few years ago, I'm giving online dating a second chance. For all my wonderful married friends who don't have to play this game - let me tell you what I'm up against.

You get a headline. A first line to catch someone's eye so that they'll look at your profile. Here are some gems:
"seeking virgin nymphomaniac"
"I want your va-jay-jay"

Yes. That's going to make me talk to you.

I also enjoy the ones who send a message that just says "Hi". I received a message like this today and out of curiosity, checked out the guy's profile. In it he says "I will not date a woman who works for the man". I ask him to explain and he simply says "don't date woman works for g man". Okay. In that case "I don't date neanderthal can't make sentence".

I have a feeling much fun is going to ensue during this search. I hope you will join me as I document this journey.

May the best man win!

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